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Terrorize developing nations with nuclear Twinkies, be enraptured by the hypnotic beauty of ants walking around, and thrill to odes to Hormel products in iambic pentameter...


Food

  • The Page of Bad Candy
  • The Dark Side of Pez
  • An Exploding Grape
  • Kremlin Fried Chicken
  • Mentos
  • The Spork Page
  • The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project
  • Religion

  • Subgenius
  • The First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis
  • Music

  • Atom and His Package
  • Internet Band Name Register
  • Elvis is Still Active in Norway
  • Weird Al
  • Animals

  • Anti-Smurf page
  • Cupcake Party
  • How to Toilet Train Your Cat
  • The Jihad to Destroy Barney
  • National Pig Carvers Association
  • Nipperscape - a.k.a. the "RCA Dog"
  • People

  • Japanese Hippies
  • Jimbo's Clean Laundry Pile
  • The Ritterverse
  • Sandow - Historic Photographs of Body Builders
  • What's Inside Jeremy's Wallet?
  • Fetish

  • Torture.net
  • High-tech Oddities

  • The Road to Nowhere
  • Abuse-a-thon
  • JenniCam
  • CNET Gamecenter
  • Lie of the Day
  • The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything
  • Low-tech Oddities

  • Cow Car
  • Navel Gazer
  • Nothern Sun
  • Rotten.com
  • The Wicked Hair Dyeing Page
  • Science

  • Anders' Mad Scientist Page
  • The Annals of Improbable Research
  • The Phobia List
  • The mysterious smiley face on Mars
  • Aliens

  • Cosmiverse - for UFO enthusiasts
  • Alien Autopsy - make your very own alien!
  • Body Art

  • Dark Dragon Tattoo Studios
  • Collections

  • Travel Sickness Bags
  • Conspiracies

  • 50 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time
  • Fun

  • Slap Happy - Vent your frustrations
  • Lifestyles
  • Mr. Edible Starchy Tuber Head
  • Piercing Mildred
  • Swedish Jeopardy
  • The Rogue Market Journal - Buy and sell celebrities at market prices!
  • Who were you in your past life?