||War: what is it good for?
Phillipe and Jorge are amazed that we're being pushed into an
unnecessary war with a two-bit country by Boy George Bush, the pipsqueak who dodged the draft during the Vietnam "conflict" by not even showing up for his
National Guard duty in Alabama, because his father's cronies gave him a pass. Now he's rattling his Luke Skywalker laser saber, abetted by Mr. Man clowns
like Big Time Cheney, Rummy Rumsfeld (who actually had the audacity to equate Saddam Hussein with Hitler -- yeah, Rummy, we're still waiting for that Yemeni
Anschluss), and his pet poodle, Tony Blair, threatening to invade a country that hasn't fired a shot in our direction. Guess this is what happens when you
have to protect your Poppy's ego, or make up for having let Osama bin Laden elude us.