||The heat is on
Well, now the cards are dealt, and we have "Enron Don" Carcieri, the corporate
buccaneer who's carrying the GOP banner for governor, and P&J's fave, Myrth "Peppermint Patty" York, going for the governor's post in the Biggest Little.
Things are looking up politically. We can finally wake up the Missing Linc, Governor Bigfoot, so he can ride off into retirement in Wellfleet, and House
Speaker Johnny Hardwood will hopefully be sent packing for sexual harassment (but remember, he's innocent until proven guilty as sin). The upbeat outlook is
provided, of course, that the anti-abortion Enron Don -- who, like too many Mr. White Men in suits, believes he knows best in dictating what a woman should do with her body -- goes down to defeat in November.